January 2012
4 posts
December 2011
5 posts
2 tags
That Girl's Doing it Right →
See the puffy, red eyes and tears? She’s not faking grief for Dear Leader!
hyungjk:
“Funeral Songs of Kim Il Sung”...
November 2011
4 posts
1 tag
2 tags
October 2011
4 posts
My idea of dressing up for a costume party:
I’m standing out from the immodest, scanty costumes (always have, always will). I’m going to be the New Jersey Turnpike for Halloween.
ifiweretotellyouastory:
The rest of the female population:
September 2011
4 posts
2 tags
1 tag
A Travel Lesson Learned From The Mournful Morning →
As the Tumblr community reflects on the events of September 11, 2001, I decided to share my own experiences and lesson learned from that day. (Click on title for story.)
August 2011
9 posts
Is Chocolate Milk Healthy or Not? →
I heard that some schools are banning or considering banning chocolate milk because of obesity concerns. Should they do so? I don’t think so.
July 2011
9 posts
LOLercoasters - Ninjas:Sighted in the Tower of... →
LOLercoasters - This and more time saving tips... →
Mr. Bean rides Splash Mountain!
Best Proposal Ever →
Don’cha wish something as epic happens at your nearest Disney Park?
LOLercoasters - And I... **** IN MY PANTS! →
At Disney, DHS to be exact, Takin’ the Tower of Terror, as a matter of fact, I survived the first through third drops, And on the last one the camera went off…
CAPTION CONTEST (#4)
Westboro Baptist Church-Disapproved!
mybadparents:
Best caption wins $25! Easy money people.
(Anonymous submission)
Who In Tumblr Hates Screaming Children and Wants... →
I DO!!!
June 2011
11 posts
1 tag
Doug Funnie is Crazy: Episode 22, Part 2: Doug... →
dougfunniesjournal:
“Well, the Bluffington Ballet was at it again. Their annual production of The Beetcracker was just starting up.”
I’ve never lived in a town that was so self-centered. They can’t just do The Nutcracker. They have to change everything about it so it relates to the entire town’s absurd obsession…
I LOL’d hard when Doug’s legs are tied during the plié...
1 tag
I love Jersey.
Second that!
(photo by dougtone)
stay young, go dancing.: Day 4: if you could live... →
Easy tiger, you’re making me homesick, and I’m less than two weeks before vacationing to my home state.
agardenstatement:
I have a fascination with a lot of places on Earth: the Hawaiian Islands, Seattle, Washington, Southern California, England, etc.
Honestly though? I really fucking love New Jersey. It gets a bad rep because of Jersey Shore (WHICH, might I add… is true for the...
McFatty - Jabba The Hut Baby #2
And you, oughta be ashamed, For you only have yourself to blame, Your 6 year old miniature Jabba The Hut, Eating half melted Mars Bars from the folds of his gut, He’ll be dead of an aneurysm Before his own children-ism ten, Perhaps you’ll consider A cut-back on Taco Bell then, Perhaps you’ll consider A cut-back on Krispy Kreme doughnuts And Popcorn in bucket-sized boxes And...
Recession Spiderman Costume
Or, you can dress him all in white and spell out COSTUME in reflective tape (or paint him all in white and have him wear white shorts and spell out COSTUME in that tape on the pant legs)!
mybadparents:
My bad parent senses are tingling!
Top prep coaches, athletes honored | TBO.com →
Best wishes, Coach Fenton!
(Jefferson High alum)
people who pick on new jersey are lame and...
I love the analogy between a smelly, annoying brother and a state with a smelly, heckish (dare I say it) populace, tolled parkway, and turnpike! I am 20 days from flying to NJ and I can hardly wait!
andihavearedkite:
new jersey is like my annoying little brother.
yes, he’s annoying and sometimes smells, but he’s my little brother.
and while i get the right to make fun of him, you do not.
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