February 2012
3 posts
Facebook Note Spurs Teenage Daughter’s Grounding... →
This is why you should be careful of writing your Facebook note if you’re a teen, or even better, ANYONE. A father of a teenage daughter made a YouTube video telling her that she’s grounded.
Can Somebody PLEASE Lock that Beast Up? →
That guy takes the disciplinary methods of Messrs. Pearl, Ezzo, Tripp, Dobson, and Lessin to heart too much. Texas, can you PLEASE lock that beast up?
January 2012
4 posts
December 2011
5 posts
2 tags
That Girl's Doing it Right →
See the puffy, red eyes and tears? She’s not faking grief for Dear Leader!
November 2011
4 posts
1 tag
2 tags
October 2011
4 posts
My idea of dressing up for a costume party:
I’m standing out from the immodest, scanty costumes (always have, always will). I’m going to be the New Jersey Turnpike for Halloween.
ifiweretotellyouastory:
The rest of the female population:
September 2011
4 posts
2 tags
1 tag
A Travel Lesson Learned From The Mournful Morning →
As the Tumblr community reflects on the events of September 11, 2001, I decided to share my own experiences and lesson learned from that day. (Click on title for story.)
August 2011
9 posts
Is Chocolate Milk Healthy or Not? →
I heard that some schools are banning or considering banning chocolate milk because of obesity concerns. Should they do so? I don’t think so.
July 2011
9 posts
LOLercoasters - Ninjas:Sighted in the Tower of... →
LOLercoasters - This and more time saving tips... →
Mr. Bean rides Splash Mountain!
Best Proposal Ever →
Don’cha wish something as epic happens at your nearest Disney Park?
LOLercoasters - And I... **** IN MY PANTS! →
At Disney, DHS to be exact, Takin’ the Tower of Terror, as a matter of fact, I survived the first through third drops, And on the last one the camera went off…
CAPTION CONTEST (#4)
Westboro Baptist Church-Disapproved!
mybadparents:
Best caption wins $25! Easy money people.
(Anonymous submission)
Who In Tumblr Hates Screaming Children and Wants... →
I DO!!!
June 2011
11 posts
1 tag
Doug Funnie is Crazy: Episode 22, Part 2: Doug... →
dougfunniesjournal:
“Well, the Bluffington Ballet was at it again. Their annual production of The Beetcracker was just starting up.”
I’ve never lived in a town that was so self-centered. They can’t just do The Nutcracker. They have to change everything about it so it relates to the entire town’s absurd obsession…
I LOL’d hard when Doug’s legs are tied during the plié...
1 tag
I love Jersey.
Second that!
(photo by dougtone)
stay young, go dancing.: Day 4: if you could live... →
Easy tiger, you’re making me homesick, and I’m less than two weeks before vacationing to my home state.
agardenstatement:
I have a fascination with a lot of places on Earth: the Hawaiian Islands, Seattle, Washington, Southern California, England, etc.
Honestly though? I really fucking love New Jersey. It gets a bad rep because of Jersey Shore (WHICH, might I add… is true for the...
McFatty - Jabba The Hut Baby #2
And you, oughta be ashamed, For you only have yourself to blame, Your 6 year old miniature Jabba The Hut, Eating half melted Mars Bars from the folds of his gut, He’ll be dead of an aneurysm Before his own children-ism ten, Perhaps you’ll consider A cut-back on Taco Bell then, Perhaps you’ll consider A cut-back on Krispy Kreme doughnuts And Popcorn in bucket-sized boxes And...