McFatty - Jabba The Hut Baby #2

And you, oughta be ashamed,
For you only have yourself to blame,
Your 6 year old miniature Jabba The Hut,
Eating half melted Mars Bars from the folds of his gut,
He’ll be dead of an aneurysm
Before his own children-ism ten,
Perhaps you’ll consider
A cut-back on Taco Bell then,
Perhaps you’ll consider
A cut-back on Krispy Kreme doughnuts
And Popcorn in bucket-sized boxes
And microwave pizzas or drive through McDonalds,
For weeknightly dinners in front of the TV
And notes to the phys-ed instructor saying,
‘Timmy has asthma but he really just gets short of breath
Cos hes 35 kilos above the ideal weight
Of 35 kilos for a nine year old boy.’

                          - Tim Minchin

mybadparents:

Only in America. 

(Once again, if you don’t know why this is bad parenting.. you’re probbaly a bad parent)

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