“Well, the Bluffington Ballet was at it again. Their annual production of The Beetcracker was just starting up.”
I’ve never lived in a town that was so self-centered. They can’t just do The Nutcracker. They have to change everything about it so it relates to the entire town’s absurd obsession…
I LOL’d hard when Doug’s legs are tied during the plié exercise and when he hops away from the barre in embarrassment!
